For every pilot who’s ever looked at a complex checklist, shrugged, and said, “eh, power set… probably fine.” This tee embraces the raw, unfiltered truth: under the headset, behind the yoke — it’s just instinct, caffeine, and a faint hope the autopilot isn’t lying.
Perfect for:
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Pilots who trim by feel, not charts
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CFIs who know the struggle of simulating intelligence
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Anyone who’s ever declared “land as soon as practical” with zero idea what went wrong
APE AIR — No systems knowledge. No shame.
Just a monkey. With a stick. And full left rudder.
