Because subtlety is overrated.
Introducing the T-shirt that guarantees a full-body pat-down, three extra security questions, and a TSA agent who suddenly knows your middle name.
“I’M THE BOMB” — printed loud, proud, and definitely not TSA-approved.
Perfect for pilots with a sense of humor and absolutely zero plans to make their connecting flight.
Not recommended for travel.
Highly recommended for chaos.
