Forget Tinder. Forget DMs. If you’re getting digits, it’s probably preceded by the words, “advise when ready to copy.”
This shirt captures the tragic comedy of a flying career: high in altitude, low in social success.
Perfect for:
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Pilots who mistake “frequency change approved” for flirting
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Students who thought “call this number” meant they did well
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Anyone who’s ever landed and immediately said, “…Am I in trouble?”
Stylish, self-deprecating, and painfully accurate.
Wear it to the hangar. Or your next date. Either way, you won’t need your phone.
