For the aviators who fly low… and joke lower. This tee shamelessly riffs on that platform — yeah, the one that made “exclusive content” a little too personal. Except here, the only thing you’re stripping off is altitude.
OnlyVFR is for:
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Pilots who refuse to go IMC, just like they refuse to read the terms of service
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Students who flirt with marginal conditions like it’s their side hustle
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CFIs who say “maintain VFR” with the same energy as “subscribe for more”
It’s cheeky, it’s bold, and it’s just blurry enough to stay FAA-approved.
No actual subscriptions. No monthly fees. Just airspace, attitude, and innuendo.
