The shirt that says, “I’m qualified… just not currently sober.”
Whether you’re taxiing a 172 or barely making rent, this tee brings the Top Gun swagger with the HR liability of a hot mic.
Built for pilots who know when to key the mic—and when not to.
Throw on the shades, lower your voice, and make passengers really question that turbulence.
Because professionalism is optional.
Disclosure is… situational.
